Oxymoron of the day

I’ve come across a car that, in reality, suits the thrill-seeking, family-oriented person (I apologize ahead of time for the gross generalization): The Dodge Magnum.

Here is what (in my opinion) the advertisement for the car should be:

Are you looking to
DRIVE FAST
LOOK GOOD
RIDE HARD…
and you have a family too?

Well, the Dodge Magnum is for you!  With the front end of a Charger and the back end of a station wagon, you can’t go wrong!  Cruise safely!

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